'All you ever needed to know about temptation' quiz

On Sunday, for a bit of fun, everyone was given the following quiz to take away below, focusing upon Jesus' temptation in the wilderness... See how you go!

THE ALL-SINGING, ALL-DANCING, 

ALL-YOU-EVER-NEEDED TO KNOW-ABOUT TEMPTATION QUIZ

1. Where did Jesus go for forty days?
  a. Holiday to Inverness
  b. Desert
  c. Lakeside
  d. Mountainside

2. How did Jesus feel after those forty days?
  a. Hungry
  b. Frightened
  c. Forgetful
  d. Suntanned

3. Who made the suggestions as to how Jesus should live his life?
  a. Donald Trump
  b. Lady Gaga
  c. The Queen
  d. The Devil

4. What did the devil suggest Jesus could do with the stones?
  a. Skim them on the water
  b. Build a house
  c. Turn them into bread
  d. Build a cairn as a memorial to his meeting with the Devil.

5. What did Jesus say in reply to the devil about turning the stones into bread?
  a. Have you got any butter and jam?
  b. People don’t live on bread alone, they also need the Word of God
  c. I would need a new set of teeth
  d. I’m on a low-carb diet, no thanks

6. What city did the Devil take Jesus to next?
  a. Bethlehem
  b. Nazareth
  c. Glasgow
  d. Jerusalem

7. Who did the devil say would catch Jesus if he jumped from the highest tower on the temple?
  a. Angels
  b. Stuart Hogg [Rugby is an ancient and venerable game!]
  c. Prince William
  d. Barbie

8. What did Jesus say to the devil about doing such a dangerous thing?
  a. That it was wrong to test God
  b. No chance!
  c. No way Jose!
  d. You do it first!

9. What was the third thing the devil offered to Jesus?
  a. Any fast car he fancied
  b. A luxury round the world cruise
  c. The whole world and all its riches
  d. A life-time supply of chocolate

10. What did Jesus say about the devil’s final offer?
  a. I’ll take two of everything
  b. Anything else?
  c. That the only thing we should want and worship is God
  d. Thanks, that’s really kind of you